![]() Rumor has it that after eating a passionfruit, you fall in love with whoever your gaze lands on next. Maple syrup is awesome - grains of sand getting stuck in your pancake stack is not. ![]() drip drip! While smothering your chocolate chip pancake stack in maple syrup is a splendid idea, covering anything in maple syrup that is even remotely close to sand, fuzz or hair is a horrible one. It also happens to be a metaphor for my mouth opening when someone holds a spoonful of black sesame paste in front of my face.Ĭame thru drippin’. It symbolizes the feature of sesame seed pods bursting open when they reach maturity. Open sesame! The “magical” phrase might not always work when you’re trying to get doors to unlock for you, but there is some legitimacy behind it. Okra has a prickly outer skin that can sting your fingers, and a seedy, slimy inside that’ll make your tastebuds ask “wut is life?” Instead of being basic AF and having broccoli for the fifth time this week, let’s live life on the edge and make some stir-fried okra tonight for dinner. The viscous sugarcane-based sweetener is sticky and ~thiccc~. Waiting to meet my soulmate is like waiting for molasses to drip out of the bottle - painfully slow. Hilary Duff once said to Chad Michael Murray (in A Cinderella Story) “Waiting for you is like waiting for rain in this drought - useless and disappointing.” Girl, I feel you. Sure, a couple art projects would start to decay and smell a little odd, but it’s nothing a few crackers can’t fix. If all of the world’s glue bottles were instantaneously replaced with wheels of brie cheese, the world would be a much happier, more voluptuous place. I hope (for your sake) that your friend isn’t as ~salty~ as PB can sometimes be, and that your friend takes a strategic approach in tacky situations… like how PB can actually (much to everyone’s surprise) aid in getting bubblegum out of hair, instead of making the whole situation a far worse disaster. Peanut butter is like your loyal, trustworthy friend that’ll stick by your side no matter what. You probably learned about the birds and the bees growing up, but did anyone warn you about the dangers of honey? Similarly how if you mess with the Beyhive you’ll get stung, if you touch honey - you’re going to quickly realize your hands are veryyyy sticky. There are certain actions in life that you just don’t do… like, for instance, upsetting Beyonce’s Beyhive AKA her cult following. *passive aggressively pinches nose but continues to eat natto anyways* The fermented soybeans could also take some notes… like, I don’t know… maybe investing in some quality perfume? Take a hint, NATTO: you may be awesome paired with rice and raw eggs in Japan, but your pungent stench isn’t doing you any justice. I think we could all learn a lesson or two from natto and hold onto the people in our lives like it’s the last thing we do. Speaking of sticky situations, after laying her eggs, the queen fig wasp finds herself trapped and is then digested by the fig. On top of looking suspiciously sexual, the interior of fig fruits is full of tiny club-shaped filaments called OVARIES - which a queen fig wasp fertilizes, after squeezing into a narrow opening in the fig. Plump, sweet and velvety - correct me if I’m wrong, but medjool dates are the best kind of dates… plus, they’ll never stand you up or end in awkward goodnight kisses or ghost you via text. ![]() It’s a good thing Elmer’s glue is non-toxic because *low key* we all know you tasted it when you were in elementary school … if for some reason you still haven’t outgrown that overpowering curiosity to put glue-like substances in your mouth, luckily for you, these thirteen sticky foods are actually intended to be consumed.īlind dates with that “adorable and fun” person that your grandma’s best friend’s nephew wants to set you up on isn’t the only kind of date that can end up being sticky.
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